100 years ago, this island in Taiwan...
...had nothing
Only romance
Legend has it
There were two lovers
And one day, the man was fishing
His boat sank
The woman saw it onshore
She swam out
No one ever saw them again
Some say they became dolphins
All dolphins around this island...
...came from them
And...
They all make "Bu...Bu" noises
Nice story?
So snooty
You told a horror story
Don't get involved
Have some melon
No
You're like those dolphins
So picky
You named me Bu
I've told you so often
Don't mix Mandarin with Cantonese
Bu's Mandarin and Cantonese...
are now both accented
That's awful
You teach her Mandarin then
Get off my case
That's Mandarin again
Which I don't speak
What did you say?
Tell me!
"Skipper Restaurant"
"Strangers are not, gather around"
"Drink, toast a glass of wine"
Open bar, folks
One more round
Not tonight
Can't afford it
On the house!
Bu, 6 beers, on me
They come everyday
Never pay
Add water to the beer
That trick again?
- Bu - Yes?
Hurry
Here
Bu, did you add water?
No
Great
C'mon
Cheers
Cheers!
Why, Bu?
You could've spared me
They sing
Watch TV
Or pick fights
This island
Has no room...
for romance
Done
Beautiful!
I learned it from a magazine
Bu
I brought you something
I've never seen...
an oyster this big
Any pearls?
No.
Must be expensive
NT $3,000
Thanks
And this
It's my friend's shop
He'll give us a discount
I'm...
Proposing?
No, I just want to...
Yes, I'm proposing
With a big oyster?
Of course not
The oyster's not...
Marry me
Okay
I'll consider it
Poor Longyi
This oyster's not cheap
He proposed to me
Really?
You love him?
Well, he's actually...
Not bad
Your answer
Shouldn't be over 4 words
You love him, or you don't
You left Hong Kong to marry dad, why?
He was quite a hunk
A good cook too
You're a good cook
He's better
He cooks with love
What's loving someone like?
You miss him
The sight of him thrills you
You ache
When he's gone
You could watch him forever
Even when he's sleeping
You're in love
If you feel like that
Okay
You miss Hong Kong?
Yes, especially its Chinese pot rice
I see
You don't love Longyi
Take mama's advice
Trust your heart
Do what you have to do
Bu
Hey, kid
Got some news
Longyi proposed
Don't laugh!
Somebody said
Men and women...
exist in pairs
Till separated on earth
Then they go through life
Searching for one another
Bu...
Where are you going?
Bu!
"I'm waiting for you!"
I'm waiting for you!
Hong Kong, Albert?
How romantic!
"You and I are not meant for each other"
"Maybe we should call it quits"
"The wind outside is cold but lonely"
You're telling me something?
You choose for me
You just decided my future
Excuse me...
You know a good cafe?
Thanks
Typical Taiwanese!
Pardon me?
You speak Cantonese?
Surprised?
Never flown before?
It shows?
Yes
You can get lost in Hong Kong
I'll show you around
I know...all the trendy spots
I've fans everywhere
I'm a fun guy
Okay?
What?
Are you twins?
Please forgive me
Excuse me
"Gangster's girlfriend disappears"
Morning, sir, working out?
No time
Bill, are you ready?
Good
Let's start
Morning, Mr. Chan
Any news from Wall Street?
Lion Fund is borrowing heavily
Even at a 20% interbank rate
Check the following
How many Nikkei Futures did they short?
Is the Yen appreciating?
Is the lease for the US base in Japan expiring?
If both answers are affirmative
Buy whatever they sell
But this hedge fund
is run by 2 Nobel Prize economists
Should be invincible
They're too greedy
on margin trading
Leveraging 10 times their worth. They're doomed
So go ahead
Yes, Mr. Chan
Thank you
Send this with 100 roses to Carman
During office hours
Didn't you break up?
We're still friends
Fine someone and settle down
Like who?
Those women around you
All so beautiful and elegant
Too elegant for me
What do you want?
Someone amusing
Make yourself at home
That bottle floated to Taiwan! Wow!
Incredible
And you came all that way
How brave and romantic
However...
What?
I... I...
No
Yes
Really?
Really
- No - Yes
- Really... - Really
The bottle's for your boyfriend?
Ex-boyfriend
What?
Ex-boyfriend
Such a waste.
Why?
You're a hunk
I'm not
That's stunning!
"I'm waiting for you!"
That's what inspired you
I moved here because of it
Find a motel tonight
Fly home tomorrow
No! I've never traveled
This is a first, think I'll stay a while
But Hong Kong is boring
Fly back tomorrow
No. My friends said...
Hong Kong's fun...
Great restaurants too
I'll find you a motel
No, I can't afford one
- Hands off! - Wait...
Let me stay here
Women can't stay here
I'll go nuts
- Please... - No
- Please - No!
I came all this way...
...to such a big letdown
I don't deserve this
Goodbye
Bu...
Your suitcase
Your bag
I can't stand crying
Makes me feel so guilty
Okay, stay
I'll be your aide in
whatever you do
I'm a makeup artist
Best in Hong Kong
Albert the Great
I'm starving
We'll wrap soon
How much longer?
6 hours
What?
Hey
Keep that door shut!
We're reloading
You'll fog the film
You sound so nervous on the phone
What's the emergency?
No...no emergency
I just miss you. You don't miss me?
Sit down, I'll get you a drink
Tell me, what's going on?
Maybe you'd better go
C.N., you're cruising and didn't invite me?
Why bother, here you are
The press says you're romancing my girl
You believe them?
Grow up, L.W.
It's true?
Yes.
We've been competing since grade school
Come...
You've been interested in our stock lately
I'm interested in all stocks, not just yours
My associates and I...
...hold a majority of the shares
You can't touch my company
We'll see!
You're on my yacht
Dating my girl
And you talk to me like this?
Why did you want me here?
For an apology
To make it easier on you
I'm leaving now
Call me to apologize in...
5 minutes
What time is it?
05:30
Why wear a watch?
That can't tell time.
I like the diamonds.
Watch him
If he doesn't call me in five,
throw him overboard
But give him a buoy
Yes, boss
Call me!
- Bye,boss - Bye
Call my boss
Or you'll get wet
Make it snappy
I've got a hot date
Right
Don't force us to do it
Get a buoy
Right
Jump
Hands off!
Jump
Almost
- Bye - Here comes the buoy.
- What are you doing? - It's Fatty!
Help!
Fatty can't swim!
Don't go!
Help him up!...
Great!
My eyes!
Scared me
Are you okay?
I'm fine
Call you
Where is he?
Where?
Don't fall over again.
You! He's here!
In the rear!
Help...
Hold tight
You see him?
No.
Look again!
Over there!
He got away
Wait
The boss wanted him...
...overboard with a buoy
Job's done, right?
Right
Okay. It's a wrap
Yeah!
Thanks
You okay?
You're...
Name's Bu
Bu...
You're a refugee?
Yes
From Vietnam?
Right again
How many of you?
Just me, why?
Who's driving?
Give me a hand
I can't. I'm starving
Aren't you?
No
But I could use a snack
Let's talk...
so I forget the hunger
About what?
What do you like?
Nothing?
Not even cars and women?
Don't just smile
Okay. What don't you like?
Nosy people?
What don't you like?
Growing up
I like being naughty...
Nosy?
Naughty!
- Naughty? - Naughty
And no one pampers you anymore
What do you like?
A shower when I'm sweaty
Snap out of bed to a cup of coffee
I'd like one now
Hong Kong stars are lovely
Stars are...
the same everywhere
If you care to look at them
What's up?
Shooting star!
Really?
Mom said when you see one,
touch your pocket and make a wish
And it'll come true
But I'm out of luck, no pocket
Another one!
What's your wish?
Can't tell you!
Or it won't come true
I'm so sleepy
A boat!
Hey!
Hey! Help!
Over here! Help!
The Silicon Valley stocks?
They'll go even higher
Check one thing
Does L.W. control his company's shares?
Buy me a new mobile
It drowned!
There's no transport around here
I'll give you a ride
Just tell me where I am
And I'll walk back
We're out in the boonies
You'll be stranded
Name's Bu
Boo...
- Bu! - All right, Boo
Just get in
Not you
This lady here
There are only 2 seats
I know
Here's 20 bucks
Around the corner
Are buses and cabs
Compulsive liar
Come in
Huge place, you live alone?
There's a butler
Must get crowded
Wait here
Can I look around?
Help yourself
Thanks
I'm starving
Some food please
Need something?
Fish food
The fish are not real
Come over here
Why electronic fish?
I never change the water
Fish never die, it's perfect
And if the power's out?
You invite friends over?
Don't have any
So boring, and lonely
Now what?
You like to fight?
Some golf, some race horses
I box and work out
What's the octopus for?
You're so nosy
This should fit, change in there
Betty, call me a cab
20 minutes? Great
There's a room behind the mirrors
How would I've known?
Hungry?
Starving
Me too
Any Chinese Pot Rice?
What?
Best take out food ever
My favorite
A fancy kitchen and you don't cook?
I hate the smell
Don't stare. Eat up.
Sure
Now what?
You're amusing when you eat
Are you rich?
I guess so
What do you do?
I'm into trash
C'mon
No, I sell trash
Be that way
Can I have a soda?
Juice is better for you
Bu took the lift down
What's wrong?
Stop moaning
You know,
that bottle's very special
Of course
So special that all of a sudden
I'm feeding and sheltering you
Just like that
Remember I told you about...
C.N.? More than once
Last night...
You told me that too
I think he's...nice
Nice?
These magazines are published weekly
And he changes girlfriends just as often
He's not nice, he's a playboy
An ex-girlfriend says...
He doesn't say sweet words
But he's a romantic man
He appears stern and talks tough
Inside he's like a kid
He's competitive and chases novelty
Never regrets any decision
With him...
You feel insecure
Meaning?
Chases novelty, so he fools around
No regrets, so he enjoys dumping women
Maybe those women deserved it.
They were insecure to begin with
Spare me
Hong Kong's boring anyway
Going home?
No, C.N. is fun
You've to hook him first
Can't just walk up
And take off your clothes
That sure won't work!
But you never know
He's competitive and chases novelty
I've a plan, I need your help
No way
Please
Sorry
Please tell me where your daughter is?
She found a bottle
She's in Hong Kong
I've to get Bu back
Chow Yun Fat!
Mr. Chow!
Wrong guy
You speak Mandarin?
I'm not Chow Yun Fat
Don't try to fool me
Sir, is he Chow Yun Fat?
Mr. Chow! You're back!
Fresh form Hollywood?
Can I take a picture?
Yeah...
Ready? 1,2, 3!
Great
My turn, miss
Point a gun at me
Ready?
Thank you
Thank you, Mr. Chow
Give me a hug
Yeah. Give me too
Thank you Mr. Chow
I'll send you the photos. Goodbye
You're so sweet. Same as the photo.
Print me a copy
- Goodbye! - Bye!
My bag!
Open the door...
We checked L.W.'s company
Last year, turnover grew 13%
Profit: over HK$1 billion
Stock price is undervalued by 30%
We've acquired 16% of the company
L.W. and his associates
still hold 65%
But they're not selling
Dump all my stocks
If we dump them,
the price will plunge
We bought high, we'll take a huge loss
Just do it
I need do see K.K.
Yes, Sir
Who's K.K.?
Head of Environmental Protection
"You're a dead man"
Going up or down?
I was seeing friends upstairs
There's no upstairs
Really?
Yes
Actually they live downstairs
Names?
I forgot
So quiet here
Can you get an 80% mortgage?
You messed up my wall
Excuse me?
Look
Easy there
Let go!
Who sent you?
Let go first!
Like my writing?
Enough! I don't know kung fu!
I'm just a messenger
Message?
My back pocket
Bully. You messed up my arm
Happy reading
"Gangster's girlfriend disappears"
What happened?
Fell down some stairs
You okay?
I'll live
Will he believe I'm a gangster's girlfriend?
How should I know?
Will it work?
Of course!
What's next?
Showtime...
Where are your pals?
Speak up...
You know we're bad
We're here to waste you!
React! My boyfriend...
Speak Mandarin
Is a Taiwanese gangster
The sworn enemy of our boss
He wants you defaced
Frog, your turn...
Believe it or not. You're front page news
Everyone's looking for you now
Yes. Looking awesome
You okay?
Yes. And you?
It's you!
- You okay? - Yes.
- I don't know these goons - What?
Nothing
You can't be ID'ed
They're damn good actors
Back off!
Or I'll kill myself
You're bleeding
We'll spare you today
Don't provoke him
Let's go
Cops will go after them. Not us
Guys! Sunny, sit
Sunny, sit
Sunny! Sit!
Thanks
Someone reported a fight
We were attacked
They leave any evidence?
Baseball bats
Sunny, smell
Any clues?
Sunny, you're clueless...
Let's get help
My site, very safe
It's so trashy
I told you I sell trash
Expensive stuff too
Expensive? Trash is trash
Before you were a Vietnamese refugee
Now you're...
A Taiwanese gangster's girlfriend
So who are you, really?
A dangerous woman. Scared?
Never
Thrilled to be with me?
How'd you land the girlfriend's part?
I lived near a police station
With posters of wanted criminals
One of them...
Was a hunk
I saw his poster everyday
And I fell in love
And?
I found him, stole his heart
How was he?
Cute, a great dancer
Really romantic
For being a dancer?
You dance?
Of course
This?
Sure
Tango?
That too
So common, nothing more exciting?
Sure
Really? Teach me
You'll be scared
No way
Give me your legs
Right
Ready?
Help!
- Exciting enough? - Yes
No more?
You aren't scared?
Never, more moves?
Come
Just hold tight and stay still
Enjoy the variations
- Really? - There
Run, 1, 2, 3
You're heavy
Wow! This is fun
Help!
Man's so busy
Making trash
The recycling business is a gold mine
They say...
What others abandon, I take
You did well last time
Slapped Lion Fund in the face
They all know you're my protege
I'm flattered
Thank you
Don't thank me, thank yourself
AW new plans?
I heard you're buying L.W.'s company
You know what's the best win?
Winning one's battle
With the enemy's respect
Stock Exchange's closed
And?
Our stock dropped 20%
Closed at $6.50
Our drop in asset value?
Over 200 million
It's Chan, he's dumping our shares
What's the news on him?
Rumors are he wants to buy our company
Then why dump his shares?
After buying them so high?
What's he up to?
Boss
What happened to you?
We wanted to get even
We ambushed Chan
Was he hurt?
Not a scratch
Thank God
Else I'd blame myself
And if...
Well, you actually were hurt
And see, I feel guilty
It was your dad's idea
He screwed up
Ordering an ambush
Why not shoot Chan in the back?
That's much faster
Let's do it
No, it's wrong, it's cowardly
Challenge him openly
Right
Yes!
Let's hire a fighter from overseas
Tougher
Smaller
And handsomer than Chan
He'll be devastated
What's that?
The signal means "Dismissed"
Beat it
Tricky signals
Have you seen her?
That's Mary
No, that's Bunny
- No, that's Mary - That's Bunny
That's Bunny, come with me
No, that way
No
Another Bunny?
A masseuse
A masseuse?
Why not
Oh my god, what's he doing?
Who?
Call 911.
Let's go
Help
Albert
Do I look pretty?
Yes
What?
Your outfit...
My Sunday best
Go to Jean-Luc's Boutique
I'll call him, let him dress you
You feed, shelter, and clothe me
You're my guardian angel
Your wish is my command
Bye
What?
How should I behave at dinner?
You're playing a gangster's lady
Use method acting
What?
Teach me
Just act snooty
I'm an angel
She forgot something?
Yes?
Help...
It's you
Stop it
Where's Bu?
Please tell me where she is
Where's Bu? Please tell me
Mr. Chan
Thanks
Mr. Chan
What's this?
The lady's so lovely
She deserves some wind effect
You look gorgeous
I know
Well?
A vintage wine, from '82
But I can also tell
The grape-picker was born in '60
Let's order
You order
You do Chinese Pot Rice?
Just kidding
Thank God
You got a thing about people watching you eat?
We don't want to be crowded
Excuse me
You booked the whole place?
Just you and me
I was hoping to run into celebrities
My friend said there're celebrities here
You must really hate crowds
What about your friends?
Here comes one
Mr. Lo!
Mr. Lo, you can't go in
Mr. Lo!
Why'd you do it?
Dump my company's shares?
I'm at dinner, call me tomorrow
You're hurting me
And yourself too
Mr. Lo, please leave
Sir
You look intelligent
I am intelligent
Then stay home and think
Devise a way to save your company
Who are you?
C.N.'s friend
He booked the whole place for me
You're disturbing us
That's so rude
Let's talk outside
We've talked enough
See you outside
That signal means "Follow me"
Wrong again?
You're snooty.
So are my friends, it rubs off
You have to go?
Yes
It'll just take a minute
C.N.
Take care
I called...
Cleared it with your boss
I'm meeting Mr. Chan
Close the parking lot for us
Relax, I'm footing the bill
Yes
You heard Mr. Lo, move out
Have fun, Mr. Chan
L.W., what's up?
I want you to meet someone
I hired him from overseas
Ladies and gentleman
Alan!
An undefeated light-weight champion
He'll fight you one-on-one
But I'm a middle-weight
Too much of an edge
But if you lose
Think of the disgrace
Grow up
Nuts!
Play this for me
No problem
You have no choice
Why the gloves?
This is a boxing match
I'm not into crippling people
With gloves, it won't hurt?
Sure it'll hurt
But much less
Watch your head
Music
Knock me down anyway you can
But no dirty tricks
They say you're a great fighter. Come on
They won't let you leave without a fight
You ask for it
Are you ready?
Of course
Alan's losing bigtime
No
Alan's just testing him
He's wearing Chan down
Wait
Good
Changing gloves, why?
Even the odds
Bigger the glove, bigger the handicap
Chan's punches are soft
I've come a long way, I don't want a short game
Every boxer trains to his own music
When he fights, it gives him rhythm
And rhythm paces his steps
Chan has no rhythm
He's controlled by Alan
You're an expert. You should be fighting
Right
C.N. and I used to box
But I always lost
So I quit and became a commentator
Wow?
You like that better?
Sure. I sound so invincible
But I'm just like you guys
Helpless
Chan used to have brilliant moves. Now he's a mess
Buying companies instead of training
Loser!
Chan's nervous. It's over
Good hit
But not enough power
Come on!
You okay?
You win
Yeah!
We won!
Let's kick him while he's down
I have told you so many times
Don't be such cowards
Ganging up on a downed man
There's no honor in that
You're good
Get the car
My job is done. He's good
C.N., you okay?
You must be delighted
No, but I thought I would be
You need help?
- Boss - Damnit
C.N., call me
You didn't leave?
You asked me to wait
I came to find you
Did they gang up on you?
No, one-on-one, I lost
You'll get used to it
Just kidding
Start training tomorrow, you'll beat them
I'll train, but not for them
For what then?
A strong body, a quick mind
I haven't trained in ages
Your huge gym, what a waste
I hate training alone
I'll join you
Why be so nice to me?
You're rich
You're cute when you smile
You looked grouchy just now
That's why you lost
Stick with smiling
These clothes and makeup don't fit you
Take tomorrow off
Why?
Say yes first
Why?
Say yes first!
Yes, now why?
Play!
You love me?
I think you're quite...
Answer the question
The fact is...
C'mon
Answer in 4 words or less
I love you
Or I don't
When did you slip in?
I'm in love
Love's a dream...
That leaves only emptiness
So don't get fooled by love
You're such an optimist
I have news for you
What?
Longyi's here
He almost strangled me
But I calmed him down
He's been drunk ever since
My fault
No way
Listen, love is not sympathy
You're tangled up with Chan
Don't let Longyi see you
Albert...
Wait
Let go
No
Kitchen time
Kitchen!
I need...
What?
I need a glass...
I'll get it
Go inside
No pushing
Albert...
C'mon
Where's the opener? Albert...
Smooth move!
So cold!
Now what?
Opener
I need the opener
Where is it?
Hurry!
What's that?
The family above us
Has a brat
It's from above us?
Where else?
It's from above us
It's that brat again
Opener
Forget it
Drink it this way
Wait
Come, drink with me, Albert...
You Okay?
I must tell C.N.
A game is fun
Till its secret is revealed
I know he loves me
He skips work to be with me
I miss him day and night
I'm like a child again
Getting so attached to him
I see something beautiful, I want it for him
Something happens, I want to tell him
I'm so happy
And...so cold!
You're in love
Need something?
Sake
Finish your wine first
I want sake
Just wait outside
Sake
Hang on
Excuse me
- Sake... - It's coming
Sake
Let's sing
This is not a karaoke bar
We don't have time
We'll split this
Too much
Not at all
Enough
Cheers
You'll get drunk
Drink it
1, 2, 3...Down!
Still kicking. Thank God
She's safe here
Here she is
Gloria, Bu
Gloria's a good friend
She's the one impersonating me
Not bad
You knew all along
Why con me?
You started it
All the love...
I felt between us
That was just an act?
Our happiness was no act
If you like,
stay in Hong Kong
What am I?
One of your women?
The bottle sent me to you
A fairy tale becomes...
a nightmare
My big mouth
No
Get her back
No
Weren't we on the same plane?
Back to Taiwan?
Yes
You had fun?
It was okay
I bought a lot, what about you?
I...
I bought a story
A story! Is it in an office building?
This lady bought a story!
The government passed a law prohibiting the use...
of non-bio-degradable styrofoam
L.W.'s stock dropped drastically
From $6.80 to $1.20 a share
Major stockholders are dumping them
You knew the law would be passed?
It was only a matter of time
Should we borrow money?
Up to you guys
Mr. Chan, you shouldn't buy a company...
That's going down the drain
Just to...get even
I know what I'm doing
That's all for today
The acquisition is a go?
I'll let you know
Love is like falling maples
Like what?
Like falling maples
What does that mean?
I don't know
I've never seen you like this
Paper everywhere
Just do what you have to do
Again?
Forget it
What?
Nothing
Leave me alone
Fine, you're the boss
Be that way
You broke in?
Good guess
Sir
Call 911
They'll stop me
Just call
See
What do you want?
You ruined our boss, lost us our jobs
We came for payback!
Mr. Chan
I heard you're back in training
Yes, I am
Rematch?
Mr. Lo sent you?
Mr. Lo is broke
It's not about money
Not now
You got no choice
You really enjoy fighting, don't you?
Only with the best
What are they talking about?
You never learned English in school?
C'mon, you know
No
Okay
Rules?
No rules
Anything goes, but no dirty tricks
You like white?
Are you sure?
I'm sure
Good training
Wait
Now what?
"What's you okay?" In English?
Are you okay?
Okay
Pretty good
I'm coming
Ready
Come on!
"Don't worry, be happy"
Ready?
Come on
Don't worry, be happy
Let's dance
Let's finish
Get up...
On your feet
You okay?
I...
Okay
You won
I lost
Why
Pound for pound,
He'd have beaten me in no time
See if he's all right
It's bad!
You smell turpentine?
The boss is setting a fire
Fantastic!
But we'll go to jail!
This is nuts
Watch it
No sweat
Hey, jail sucks, boss
- You - Yes
Come...
You checked there's nobody inside?
Sure did
Give this to dad
Tell him I love him
Give this to C.N.
Tell him I hate him
Okay
This is for the cops
I'm claiming all responsibility
Really?
You're going to jail, not us?
Me neither
Stand aside
C.N. and I go down together!
Don't do it, boss!
My eyes hurt
But so what?
I'm going to die anyway
Bye, Mary
Calm down, L.W.
C.N. Chan
It's all your fault
You took it too far
Dad kicked me off the board
I've nothing now
I'm finished
What about us, boss?
Are we finished too?
- You're asking me? - Yes
Shut up!
Boss
Okay now?
Warmer still
How's that?
Just right
Your eyes still hurt?
Why be so nice to me?
You wanted to ruin me
Styrofoam's bad for environment
It needs to be regulated
That motivated my acquisition
Let's be partners
In recycling paper
That's not like you
Ever since grade school,
you've had to beat me
In whatever we do
You stole my girlfriends
And then dumped them
Never really loved them
I hated you so
I hated you too
Really? What for?
For always laughing
For being born so rich
For your name
Low Wow is a stupid name
I hated you most for stealing my puppy love, Ann
So it boils down to Ann
But she dumped me
She married that...
- Andy Law - Andy Law.
That nerd
so dull
We fought for so many years
But we each haven't committed
To loving only one woman
But you yelled "Bye Mary" just now
She's nothing
Don't lie
Weren't you engaged?
What happened?
I copped out
But she's one great dame
We were so happy together
Laughing all day long
So happy
Wish I could turn the clock back
But she moved overseas
I lost track of her
What's wrong?
See you later
What?
Did I say something?
Skipper
Your Bu is back
Yes, she is. Cheers
Cheers!
What's that?
Going to college?
Considering it
You've changed
Love changes people
Don't rush...
to forget him
Or it'll get worse
One day, you take a shower, listen to music
And suddenly remember him
Then you've forgotten him
You're pretty when you smile
Bu
Bu!
Albert!
Where have you been?
I was so worried
You're not really my type
I like older men
I'm older than you
I mean here
Here?
If I were your girl
We'd break up in 3 days, tops
But I...
You'll get it
I miss you so. I was so worried about you
This must be your mother
This is...
Albert, my pal
Can you be my adopted brother?
Good idea
I'm the adopted mother?
Wait
Why not? Mom
Son
Mom
My Albert
Mom!
Bu! Bu!
You miss me?
I missed you.
Come back
Bu!
Bu
"I miss you - C.N."
Scram!
It's you who bullied my daughter
No, I didn't
You did too
She used to laugh all the time
Now she hardly smiles
My heart aches for her
What did you do to her?
Nothing
Then why is she like this?
Please let me talk to her
Leave her alone!
Just leave her alone!
I don't speak Taiwanese
He said leave her alone!
Beat it!
Bu!
Bu
- Get lost - Bu!
Hit the road!
I...
Beat it!
It's all right
You bullied my niece!
Sir
I'll just sit here
Don't walk past me
You dad's a cool dude
Sir
Sir...Sir, you okay?
Leave us alone
Just 5 seconds with her, okay?
Waste of time!
Bu, I...
Shut up!
Bu!
Shut up!
Bu!
Shut up!
Bu!
I'm warning you
Either you kill me
Or let me talk to her
All right, come
Come...
Speak up
Now or never
Speak up...
It's her life
But she needs help
Why bother?
You left these
I have plenty
I brought Chinese pot rice
It's cold, but it's your favorite
Some old clothes and a pot of rice?
There's more
I put a note in each one
Saying what?
I love you. I miss you
Never over 4 words
Took me hours
Too much work
Just put $1,000 in each and you have me
So do you love me?
I love you
Since when?
Since you stole my name-card
What wish did you make on the boat?
It's already come true
Stop crying
Kiss her!
I'll say it in Cantonese
Kiss her!
You're...
Xiaojun
Do I know you?
I'm your neighbor
Wow, fantastic!
Why?
Nothing
Look at them
The women here are gorgeous
- I should have... - Go to hell!
I want you to meet my dolphin
- Really? - Bu!
Bu!